Dark Empire II and Empire's End (1995 and 1996)

 Dark Empire II is... aggressively similar to the first one. Somehow, Palpatine returned, again! He has a new superweapon! (A much cooler one at least.) Empire's End is really just DEII issues 7 and 8, but with a new (slightly better) artist. Luke is trying to bring back the Jedi, Palpatine wants Anakin, etc. It's also really bad, like the first one. Boba Fett is still useless. Therefore, this entry will be mostly me mocking screencaps again. At least these are fairly fun/easy. 

As opposed to before when it helped blow up both Death Stars and stuff.

Guess who this is:
It's Wedge

Don't show them actually hitting or anything.

Boba Fett: Stormtrooper?

Boba Fett: Badass?

Boba Fett: Bitch

Chewie casually murders a droid


This could've been such a cool panel if the Falcon was perpendicular

Brrraaaaainsssss

I know we didn't have a young Palp reference yet, but Dracula is a choice.


Did they just skip a whole panel?

Spoilers: Almost nothing in these comics ever comes up again.


Supreme Force user and sick dancer

Suddenly, Yamato!

Couldn't you have led with the Jules Verne planet instead of waiting to issue 2.4?

Sure, that's an English sentence.

NOSE

Scale 1: HUUUGE

Scale 2: Still pretty big


Scale 3: Tall

Scale 4: Tallish

These things were like invincible to blasters 10 pages ago.

THE ONLY THING FROM THESE COMICS THAT MATTERS IN CANON!

Wut?

Jedi Disco

My eyes are up here?































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