There's also a juvie adaptation?

 It's really more of a clunky abridgement. The raping is gone, of course. But you still get stuff like, "Artoo-Detoo  moved  closer,  extruded an  interface  and  plugged  into  the  other  R2  unit." Which is neither a reasonable use of the word extruded, or junior-novel vocab.

Marginally better since it's shorter!

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