YJK11: Emperor's Plague Pt 2

 Apparently I'm pseudo live blogging this one.

Wouldn't you know it, less than 20 pages after those conversations they don't actually matter because:

1. Jaina finishes her girl's trip with Tenel Ka and does her best Han impression to save Zekk and co.

2. Bornan's nav computer is almost instantly remote sliced, so not-Boba-Fett get the location of the plague warehouse anyway.

Good thing we got to read all those awkward conversations so they could be rendered instantly pointless.

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