YJK 7: Shards of Alderaan

 As established, Star Wars is rotten with under populated planets. We're talking whole planets with a population around some US states at the times the books were written. You could probably find whole continents on some habitable planets with almost no settlers.

Which makes it incredibly stupid to settle a planet that, every eight years, becomes completely uninhabitable and destroys all the settlements due to some bullshit sci-fi atmospheric phenomena. They then live in temporary refugee stations made out of cargo ships FOR A YEAR. I feel like if my colony had to spend over 10% of my time there, I'd have some kind of permanent shelters. OH WAIT, I WOULD JUST COLONIZE ANY OTHER PLANET!

These books are stupid.

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